Tell me why this dude
was staring at my feet in class...*hiss*
I was trying to listen to the professor o
they told us to get together in groups
and there happened to be 7 of us in a group.
The only black guy in my group
chose to sit by me and i did not complain.
He looked down for a long time
and i thought he was trying to grab something from his book bag.
I trailed his eyes down to my feet and I'm like
what could he be looking at for so long?
I stretched my legs to see if something was wrong and nothing was wrong
so I crossed my legs backwards underneath the chair.
This dude went as far as bending his head
(while pretending to be searching his book bag)
underneath the chair just to see my toe nails.
Does he have a foot fetish abi something else dey there?
Tell me o my pple.
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Ten Ten + Fun Weekend
Hope yall had a blessed weekend
My weekend was simply beautiful
Friday was a girl friend's bday
so we went to the mongolian grille.
It was my first time
considering the fact that I don't eat out too often.
We had to make our own dish
add raw recipes + frozen stuffs together
for the cooks to grill.
Twas kinda weird at first
but it was fun afterwards.
The cooks or should i say "grill dudes"
were flipping swords and
performing all sort of stunts while cooking the food.
My sis and friend decided to goof around
with the frozen dish.
The food was so good...
I forgot to take pictures after it was cooked
We went bowling afterwards
and my fans could not wait to get me on the bowling alley.
The bowling shoes were big and ugly.
I was a bad bowler..... talk about horrible...
Of all the 20 people that went bowling,
I had the lowest score.
It was my first time sha and I managed to score 15.
Twas a fun weekend overall
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Yall remember that game "ten ten"
I miss those days
when we played suwe, snakes n ladder,
boju boju et all
Nway I'm loving this song Ten Ten by Mohits
Check it out.
My weekend was simply beautiful
Friday was a girl friend's bday
so we went to the mongolian grille.
It was my first time
considering the fact that I don't eat out too often.
We had to make our own dish
add raw recipes + frozen stuffs together
for the cooks to grill.
Twas kinda weird at first
but it was fun afterwards.
The cooks or should i say "grill dudes"
were flipping swords and
performing all sort of stunts while cooking the food.
My sis and friend decided to goof around
with the frozen dish.
The food was so good...
I forgot to take pictures after it was cooked
We went bowling afterwards
and my fans could not wait to get me on the bowling alley.
The bowling shoes were big and ugly.
I was a bad bowler..... talk about horrible...
Of all the 20 people that went bowling,
I had the lowest score.
It was my first time sha and I managed to score 15.
Twas a fun weekend overall
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Yall remember that game "ten ten"
I miss those days
when we played suwe, snakes n ladder,
boju boju et all
Nway I'm loving this song Ten Ten by Mohits
Check it out.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
rantz
Pray for me peepz
A sistah knows she needs prayers
when the first thing she does in the morning
is strike a pose in front of the mirror.
"Mr" bought me that top by the way
I did the hair myself.
Yall like?
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
A Girl's First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you.
After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you.
After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
Monday, December 8, 2008
O K
I was young when we met
We were seen together almost every time
....church, lunch time, even on the street.
You came in two dimensions
but i preferred one the most
I got along with that side of you better.
You loved me
and I loved you too.
You were almost everywhere i went
All I needed to do was look around
the corner to spot you
...begging me to come take you with me.
Of all that i have had,
you were my favorite.
You could please me
in ways that others couldn't.
It's been almost 10 years since
I saw you and had you.
You're all the way in Nigeria
I'm here in America
I just want to let you know
that I miss you so much
and I hope to see you soon.
I love you OKIN BISCUIT (rectangle ones).
hahahah got u all.
We were seen together almost every time
....church, lunch time, even on the street.
You came in two dimensions
but i preferred one the most
I got along with that side of you better.
You loved me
and I loved you too.
You were almost everywhere i went
All I needed to do was look around
the corner to spot you
...begging me to come take you with me.
Of all that i have had,
you were my favorite.
You could please me
in ways that others couldn't.
It's been almost 10 years since
I saw you and had you.
You're all the way in Nigeria
I'm here in America
I just want to let you know
that I miss you so much
and I hope to see you soon.
I love you OKIN BISCUIT (rectangle ones).
hahahah got u all.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Question
It's a good day
A mighty good day
It is a good day to praise the lord
Happy New Month to you all
May new and great things never cease in your life.
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A friend and I were having a discussion
more like an argument
and it was never resolved.
I'd like to know your view on it.
How do you know you are addicted to something?
The topic was sex addict
Is a prostitute a sex addict?
We'd all agree that when someone does something
more than usually and uncontrollably, s/he is addicted to that thing.
If you think about sex more than often
and never actually do it
Should you be considered an addict?
If a lady sleeps around
is she a slut or an addict?
A mighty good day
It is a good day to praise the lord
Happy New Month to you all
May new and great things never cease in your life.
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A friend and I were having a discussion
more like an argument
and it was never resolved.
I'd like to know your view on it.
How do you know you are addicted to something?
The topic was sex addict
Is a prostitute a sex addict?
We'd all agree that when someone does something
more than usually and uncontrollably, s/he is addicted to that thing.
If you think about sex more than often
and never actually do it
Should you be considered an addict?
If a lady sleeps around
is she a slut or an addict?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Rape
I was reading a story online
about a 17 yr old Nigerian girl.
She was raped by her high school teacher
She couldn't tell anyone in order to avoid ridicule
The teacher ran away from the town shortly after the incident.
Months after, the girl found out that she was pregnant.
She told her sister who told her mother; then father.
The poor girl was beaten mercilessly
and disowned by the dad.
She has been abandoned by the entire family.
This brought tears to my eyes
because i still don't understand why people can be so cruel
and to think that her family will abandon her
after the traumatic experience is devastating....
Why can't Nigerian parents deal with rape?
How do we address the issue of rape in 9ja?
How do we educate people that a rape victim is not guilty of what happened to her?
What's your say to this?
about a 17 yr old Nigerian girl.
She was raped by her high school teacher
She couldn't tell anyone in order to avoid ridicule
The teacher ran away from the town shortly after the incident.
Months after, the girl found out that she was pregnant.
She told her sister who told her mother; then father.
The poor girl was beaten mercilessly
and disowned by the dad.
She has been abandoned by the entire family.
This brought tears to my eyes
because i still don't understand why people can be so cruel
and to think that her family will abandon her
after the traumatic experience is devastating....
Why can't Nigerian parents deal with rape?
How do we address the issue of rape in 9ja?
How do we educate people that a rape victim is not guilty of what happened to her?
What's your say to this?
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Sturves
How una dey o?
Everything just dey happen from left to right.
Just this week, my car was raided at my school.
I got out of my 6pm class and thought i should get something
to eat outside school before i head back to the library.
About a feet away from my car, I saw my stuffs on the floor.
I walked around my car and saw different items from my car all over the floor,
All my doors were unlocked
and that surprised me because i didn't leave it like that.
Anyway, I entered my car to find out that
my money was gone.
I usually keep singles and coins in my storage just
in case i need to get a drink from the vending machine.
That one no even pain me..
I looked at the gift bag i left under the passenger's seat
and I realized that my gift was gone
The best gift i had fr my birthday
which I only used once had been stolen.
MY GPS got jacked.
To say I was mad would be an understatement
I was close to tears. I rushed down to the security office
and shared what i could... i was really fighting the tears o.
I con expect them to go find the surveillance camera
wey suppose dey the area where i parked my car.
them no mention anything about camera o.
They asked me if I wanted to file a report and I'm like hell yea.
I was so pissed off. They said I could file a school report and a police report.
I asked what the school report does and they said
"well it just stays in our record that a car was raided
and items were stolen."
What does that do for me?, I replied.
Nothing it's just in our records.
I told them to keep their report and asked about the police report. The security officer said he could call the sheriff but the sheriff would take at least two hours to get to the scene because it's hard to get those people to come down here. I was like 2 what? Are you kidding me? This is an emergency! My car got raided and my personals were stolen and you expect me to sit here anticipating the arrival or a sheriff that might not show up.
I was mad. I just left the scene.
I am calm now and many friends including my professor urge me to file a report. I will do that asap.
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On Thursday, I got a call from two of my friendz
they wanted me to go to the studio and help them out with some sturves.
I'm like no yawa make una holla me at 8pm.
We got to the studio at 8:30
As we con reach studio, I asked wetin them wan record
One of my friend had his lyrics ready
and the other one had nothing
I'm like how do you come to the studio unprepared?
You have no lyrics, no tune and you want to record.
Him tok say no be wetin i bring you here for be that?
He told me to write a chorus for him.
I took the verse lyrics from the other guy (flo) and
with that, I was able to write...
"Why, why you do me like that?
Girl don't you know you're supposed to be here?
Don't even fake it girl
kissing me like you're missing me
You thought you played me girl
but you played yourself babe"
I gave him (slide) the tune, he sang it and i liked it
so I watched them rap and sing.
They ended up throwing me in it for a sec
just to do a little ad lib
The song you hear right now is what was recorded.
The title is "why you do me"
Without further ado,
I introduce you to my friends
FLO and SLIDE
Everything just dey happen from left to right.
Just this week, my car was raided at my school.
I got out of my 6pm class and thought i should get something
to eat outside school before i head back to the library.
About a feet away from my car, I saw my stuffs on the floor.
I walked around my car and saw different items from my car all over the floor,
All my doors were unlocked
and that surprised me because i didn't leave it like that.
Anyway, I entered my car to find out that
my money was gone.
I usually keep singles and coins in my storage just
in case i need to get a drink from the vending machine.
That one no even pain me..
I looked at the gift bag i left under the passenger's seat
and I realized that my gift was gone
The best gift i had fr my birthday
which I only used once had been stolen.
MY GPS got jacked.
To say I was mad would be an understatement
I was close to tears. I rushed down to the security office
and shared what i could... i was really fighting the tears o.
I con expect them to go find the surveillance camera
wey suppose dey the area where i parked my car.
them no mention anything about camera o.
They asked me if I wanted to file a report and I'm like hell yea.
I was so pissed off. They said I could file a school report and a police report.
I asked what the school report does and they said
"well it just stays in our record that a car was raided
and items were stolen."
What does that do for me?, I replied.
Nothing it's just in our records.
I told them to keep their report and asked about the police report. The security officer said he could call the sheriff but the sheriff would take at least two hours to get to the scene because it's hard to get those people to come down here. I was like 2 what? Are you kidding me? This is an emergency! My car got raided and my personals were stolen and you expect me to sit here anticipating the arrival or a sheriff that might not show up.
I was mad. I just left the scene.
I am calm now and many friends including my professor urge me to file a report. I will do that asap.
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On Thursday, I got a call from two of my friendz
they wanted me to go to the studio and help them out with some sturves.
I'm like no yawa make una holla me at 8pm.
We got to the studio at 8:30
As we con reach studio, I asked wetin them wan record
One of my friend had his lyrics ready
and the other one had nothing
I'm like how do you come to the studio unprepared?
You have no lyrics, no tune and you want to record.
Him tok say no be wetin i bring you here for be that?
He told me to write a chorus for him.
I took the verse lyrics from the other guy (flo) and
with that, I was able to write...
"Why, why you do me like that?
Girl don't you know you're supposed to be here?
Don't even fake it girl
kissing me like you're missing me
You thought you played me girl
but you played yourself babe"
I gave him (slide) the tune, he sang it and i liked it
so I watched them rap and sing.
They ended up throwing me in it for a sec
just to do a little ad lib
The song you hear right now is what was recorded.
The title is "why you do me"
Without further ado,
I introduce you to my friends
FLO and SLIDE
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Everybody, Anybody, Somebody,Nobody!
There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would have done it,
but nobody did it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody’s job.
Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody blamed somebody when nobody accused anybody.
but nobody did it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody’s job.
Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody blamed somebody when nobody accused anybody.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Yahooze Nite
Event was held this friday (May 23) @ southfield, MI and I was present.
Alabi Pasuma Wonder, one some of yall know from the yahooze album was the star of the night. Pasuma is the king of fuji in 9ja as many yorubas would know. Chaiiii wetin my eyes see that night ehn, my mouth no fit tok am.
The crowd was mixed so we had the old and young showing some love. I was expecting the youngsters to appear in "hoochie" attire (excuse my lang). To my surprise, the older women were the ones that ......kaiii I will not complete that sentence. You ask why? wetin I find go there? Me I went there to do business o and have fun sha make i take truth...however, I was busy distributing flyers for an upcoming event which I will share with yall in my next post.
The setting was really nice though, they had a little lounge on the side with pepper soup, assorted meats, jollof rice, u know the likes... a caterer was there to sell and serve the meal. It was like a food bar. Party didn't start until 12 a.m. even though the flyer said 9 p.m. We listened to Yinka Aiyefele's music until pasuma arrived. My family friend was the photographer and I was chilling with him when paso (as I call him) arrived. Kia kia trust me o as him dey take picture, I was like Paso come o how u go come MI no con take picshure with MI queen? ....
Anyway, the event started off smooth. After 30 mins or so, people started walking up to the stage to dance and spray money...What's with 9ja men and butt shaking aka "poppin' booty" ? Isn't that a female's job?... I couldn't help but laugh at some dance moves. 9ja women 4 michigan do something that nite o... I reserve my comments. My friend and I went up to the stage at a point to spray money in order for him to promote our upcoming event. He did a pretty good job with that and we have been receiving positive feedback since then.
U know fuji musicians are perceived to be razz in 9ja but I beg to differ. Do not judge all based on one person's lyrics. I must admit that everything was pretty decent. The lyrics were not perverted in any way and whooooo na everyone dance fuji yahooze that nite o. I actually like pasuma in comparison to other fuji stars. He stands out to me because he's mingling pretty good and he seems to be more open-minded than others. Did I mention looks? He looks pretty good for his age... infact he looks good period.
I know I am going back and forth, please bear with me cause I am feeling sleepy now. I had fun and I displayed my fuji skillz that night. I was just there doing my own thing jejely when someone just jumps behind me and started grinding on me. Ki lo fe fa gbogbo nonsense yen no? (wetin cause this yawa?)... that's what I thought and I turned around to see this old uncle dressed like a youngster. I didn't know him but I was disappointed. He did not take his eyes off me that night, he even sent 3 people to come talk to me. I had to tell one of my older friends to help me beg him to stay away cause I was not feeling comfortable with him stalking & staring at me on the dance floor. After carrying out my research, I was told that the man attend young people's party while dressed like a young person. His aim is to get a girl/one night stand at every party he attends.
I could not help but wonder if he was married. What if his wife & kids were home thinking daddy was working overnight?...hmmm anyway I HAD FUN and I got a lil creative with one of my picture. I will share more pictures as they come... Until then, Happy Viewing.....
Is it me or do I look devilish in this next foto? joblessness + creativity!...
ANIMATED OLAMILD - PICTURE FROM YAHOOZE NIGHT
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
My First Rant on Blogville
I don't usually rant but I will today just for fun...so make una bear with me and read something different 4 a change.
phoshhhhhhhhhhhhh ahn ahn water land on my head 4 my sleep ... roof dey leak? I looked up to see my mum sprinkling prayer water everywhere. We brought the water from the 3 days program we attended and we were told to sprinkle it all over the house and ward off evil.. na why my mama con pour water 4 my head now 4 where i been dey sleep?....... nway I couldn't sleep afterwards. this was around 5:45 a.m. mind you.
My summer was going to be boring so I took a seasonal position at my school bookstore. It's being stressful with the rush from students trying to purchase their books for the fall semester. One particular girl's been on my case and it's driving me nuts. Everything was stressful as usual but I was no one to complain cause the manager enjoyed making me do all the work (maybe no one else is competent). Nway male manager con leave early and na female manager dey there and she busy... A co worker walks up to me "do you want to vacuum? we want to leave at 7 p.m." " Hmm maybe but not now.. I am not done ringing up items and I still need to arrange my counter." .. She leave me con go do some work.. Next thing this yeye girl wey don dey on my case come talk say " Lovita, go and vacuum that floor now. I want to get out of here at 7"...see me see wahala? who she dey command? I said ok and went back to stapling receipts and arranging counter.
Another guy wey don dey take style vex me last week come beg me to vacuum sha. I started vacuuming.. na so that gurl talk say i miss some spots.. I think 4 my mind say u want comot for 7 abi? nobody fit leave this place until I finish vacuuming.. 7 go pass before i finish... The yeye vaccum sef no pick up any dirt so I asked wat to do " Well a new vaccum is in the back room , get it and vacuum this floor so we can leave" I looked at her and shaked my head... The boy con talk say " U don't have to get the new vacuum cleaner.. just get a celotape... wrap it around your hand and dab the floor from one place to another until you pick up all the dirt. You know the dirt will stick to the celotape"... see my life like rotten moi moi? na me them dey send up and down. na me them dey tok to like this all because I chose not to talk at work.... Na so i enter manager office go count my drawer while leaving the dirt and the vacuum there. The girl begin shout my name ... i no even answer am. What's up with this akatas seF? If you don quiet 4 work them go think say u be mugu... I delayed everyone until 7:20 p.m. Mind you I was told to vacuum at 6:30 p.m. If someone is being disrespectful and unnecessarily rude, I will not reciprocate.. I know just how to get on the person's neck sha.
FLASHBACKS
Nonsence and fried chicken!....I could recall the first time I travelled outside Nigeria. My uncle use to drop me off at the embassy and the hospital.. whether na st nicholas abi kamorass...i no remember sef. We got up at 6 am to meet up with our scheduled appointment... Abt 15-17 mins away from the hospital, we got stuck in a traffic and if we get there late, them go tell us to reschedule.. 4 where we go buy fuel when na beg we beg God before we got the one we got? The line was not moving at all.. My uncle got out of the car and walked about 5 mins away to find an okada. He came back and the car was where it was (stuck in traffic with me in the car). He just entered his car and ordered me to catch the bike to the hospital that he will meet me there when he gets out of the traffic..Na how i go take climb okada with mini skirt now? When u comot 4rm ur house with ur car, how u take know say u go need to board okada abi bus to get to your destination? ...
I no sabi turn sideways on okada but i was good with okada... (at least i go don plan 4rm my house say na okada i wan board). I got on it (thank God say i dey always wear short knicker regardless but this one too short)... As i climb the thing, skirt just open con reveal wetin eye no suppose see... (my full thighs were out for the world to see). Here I am trying not to let my chest touch the okada driver and my skirt don open... His fellow okada men were smiling. I was the one giving him the directions to the hospitall... as we enter one street na so one yeye thing scream "yeeeee ewo itan...omo ki lon happen" (see laps.. o baby wetin dey?) Na on top of bike i dey hear this i con turn my face begin direct olokada until i got to my destination.
as if that one no worst reach... I met the doctors ( 2 guys , 1 lady). Them begin examine my eye (u know cover one and read with the other from a distance n all that crap) .... Doctor A con tok say make i read something and i no see am. Him tok say something do my eye say him must examine me and see.. I said okay.. He told me to go to a corner in that room and I said okay. How old are you?, says doctor B...I'm 15 sir. You are a big girl, replied doctor B. Anyway, I went to the corner as instructed by doctor A. " take off your shirt!" says Doctor A. 4 where? .. wetin that one wan do now? How breast take relate to eyes my people and na only bra i wear underneath my blouse.. .e gbami o.... I said pardon me sir... take off your shirt so I can examine you. Na so him pull curtain like say him wan cover me from being seen by the other doctors. Oh yes he covered me.... from the female doctor's view .. the other yeye one dey look me somehow....Na so I comot shirt halfway waowwwwww, that's a really big girl, says doctor B aloud. I removed my blouse and laid on the bed with my hands on my chest. Na so doctor begin test my chest o... Jesus save me, how that one take connect to my eyes? Him put one thing 4 my eye con begin examine my belly....I don begin giff am bad look say come o u dey pass your boundary. Him begin blow garmmar for my head about wetin dey do him family (not me sha). He touches my lower belly and attempted to slip his hand into my skirt...... na so i hold him hand con stand up.. I know say test don finish now.. Even if him dey test me before... the test don finish and we both know it has.... I stood up and picked my blouse..and turned my back.. he's like sure u can dress up, we're done...HMMM 9ja doctors... them fit harass your pikin if you no dey there. I could not even narrate the incident to my uncle...I frowned until we got home that day...I got to school the next day and narrated the incident to my bf and my bf (best friend TJ and boy friend D1). ..... it was an unpleasant experience for me. Old man feeling on me... ewwww.
Okay I'm off to bed. I'm done ranting... it's not my thing.or shall I rant some more? lol ...oh well i cannot help but leave yall with something to hold on to. Do not question God or his works..
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(SubHana Wa Ta`ala). Young Man: I have 3 questions: 1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape. 2. What is thaqdir (fate)? 3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard.
Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from? Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan .
HOLLA AT YOUR GURL BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL DEEP MESS
phoshhhhhhhhhhhhh ahn ahn water land on my head 4 my sleep ... roof dey leak? I looked up to see my mum sprinkling prayer water everywhere. We brought the water from the 3 days program we attended and we were told to sprinkle it all over the house and ward off evil.. na why my mama con pour water 4 my head now 4 where i been dey sleep?....... nway I couldn't sleep afterwards. this was around 5:45 a.m. mind you.
My summer was going to be boring so I took a seasonal position at my school bookstore. It's being stressful with the rush from students trying to purchase their books for the fall semester. One particular girl's been on my case and it's driving me nuts. Everything was stressful as usual but I was no one to complain cause the manager enjoyed making me do all the work (maybe no one else is competent). Nway male manager con leave early and na female manager dey there and she busy... A co worker walks up to me "do you want to vacuum? we want to leave at 7 p.m." " Hmm maybe but not now.. I am not done ringing up items and I still need to arrange my counter." .. She leave me con go do some work.. Next thing this yeye girl wey don dey on my case come talk say " Lovita, go and vacuum that floor now. I want to get out of here at 7"...see me see wahala? who she dey command? I said ok and went back to stapling receipts and arranging counter.
Another guy wey don dey take style vex me last week come beg me to vacuum sha. I started vacuuming.. na so that gurl talk say i miss some spots.. I think 4 my mind say u want comot for 7 abi? nobody fit leave this place until I finish vacuuming.. 7 go pass before i finish... The yeye vaccum sef no pick up any dirt so I asked wat to do " Well a new vaccum is in the back room , get it and vacuum this floor so we can leave" I looked at her and shaked my head... The boy con talk say " U don't have to get the new vacuum cleaner.. just get a celotape... wrap it around your hand and dab the floor from one place to another until you pick up all the dirt. You know the dirt will stick to the celotape"... see my life like rotten moi moi? na me them dey send up and down. na me them dey tok to like this all because I chose not to talk at work.... Na so i enter manager office go count my drawer while leaving the dirt and the vacuum there. The girl begin shout my name ... i no even answer am. What's up with this akatas seF? If you don quiet 4 work them go think say u be mugu... I delayed everyone until 7:20 p.m. Mind you I was told to vacuum at 6:30 p.m. If someone is being disrespectful and unnecessarily rude, I will not reciprocate.. I know just how to get on the person's neck sha.
FLASHBACKS
Nonsence and fried chicken!....I could recall the first time I travelled outside Nigeria. My uncle use to drop me off at the embassy and the hospital.. whether na st nicholas abi kamorass...i no remember sef. We got up at 6 am to meet up with our scheduled appointment... Abt 15-17 mins away from the hospital, we got stuck in a traffic and if we get there late, them go tell us to reschedule.. 4 where we go buy fuel when na beg we beg God before we got the one we got? The line was not moving at all.. My uncle got out of the car and walked about 5 mins away to find an okada. He came back and the car was where it was (stuck in traffic with me in the car). He just entered his car and ordered me to catch the bike to the hospital that he will meet me there when he gets out of the traffic..Na how i go take climb okada with mini skirt now? When u comot 4rm ur house with ur car, how u take know say u go need to board okada abi bus to get to your destination? ...
I no sabi turn sideways on okada but i was good with okada... (at least i go don plan 4rm my house say na okada i wan board). I got on it (thank God say i dey always wear short knicker regardless but this one too short)... As i climb the thing, skirt just open con reveal wetin eye no suppose see... (my full thighs were out for the world to see). Here I am trying not to let my chest touch the okada driver and my skirt don open... His fellow okada men were smiling. I was the one giving him the directions to the hospitall... as we enter one street na so one yeye thing scream "yeeeee ewo itan...omo ki lon happen" (see laps.. o baby wetin dey?) Na on top of bike i dey hear this i con turn my face begin direct olokada until i got to my destination.
as if that one no worst reach... I met the doctors ( 2 guys , 1 lady). Them begin examine my eye (u know cover one and read with the other from a distance n all that crap) .... Doctor A con tok say make i read something and i no see am. Him tok say something do my eye say him must examine me and see.. I said okay.. He told me to go to a corner in that room and I said okay. How old are you?, says doctor B...I'm 15 sir. You are a big girl, replied doctor B. Anyway, I went to the corner as instructed by doctor A. " take off your shirt!" says Doctor A. 4 where? .. wetin that one wan do now? How breast take relate to eyes my people and na only bra i wear underneath my blouse.. .e gbami o.... I said pardon me sir... take off your shirt so I can examine you. Na so him pull curtain like say him wan cover me from being seen by the other doctors. Oh yes he covered me.... from the female doctor's view .. the other yeye one dey look me somehow....Na so I comot shirt halfway waowwwwww, that's a really big girl, says doctor B aloud. I removed my blouse and laid on the bed with my hands on my chest. Na so doctor begin test my chest o... Jesus save me, how that one take connect to my eyes? Him put one thing 4 my eye con begin examine my belly....I don begin giff am bad look say come o u dey pass your boundary. Him begin blow garmmar for my head about wetin dey do him family (not me sha). He touches my lower belly and attempted to slip his hand into my skirt...... na so i hold him hand con stand up.. I know say test don finish now.. Even if him dey test me before... the test don finish and we both know it has.... I stood up and picked my blouse..and turned my back.. he's like sure u can dress up, we're done...HMMM 9ja doctors... them fit harass your pikin if you no dey there. I could not even narrate the incident to my uncle...I frowned until we got home that day...I got to school the next day and narrated the incident to my bf and my bf (best friend TJ and boy friend D1). ..... it was an unpleasant experience for me. Old man feeling on me... ewwww.
Okay I'm off to bed. I'm done ranting... it's not my thing.or shall I rant some more? lol ...oh well i cannot help but leave yall with something to hold on to. Do not question God or his works..
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah(SubHana Wa Ta`ala). Young Man: I have 3 questions: 1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape. 2. What is thaqdir (fate)? 3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard.
Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from? Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan .
HOLLA AT YOUR GURL BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL DEEP MESS
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