Wednesday, September 5, 2007



Read this first ... MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY

How was your weekend/labor day break? Hope yall read about my weekend on my other blog...I'm finally done with that bookstore job...back to school.. sunday's service was wonderful...a bride to be has been bugging ma padi (shud i say manager) with phone calls...her wedding is holding on the last saturday of this month and she wants us to crash it..... i really want yall to leave a bday wish/message for my brother.....I have to attend a kid's bday by fire by force (next month) a call from the classy's been a great but hectic week. I know u all are bouncing in the lord everyday. I don't know if I should say I'm excited .. I guess I am. I got tagged by Unnaked Soul . The post was titled unimaginable and I guess this is a continuation or should i say a chapter of the unimaginable...

If I could create
I would make wings for everyone so they can travel everywhere freely.

If I could create
I would make a blanket that can bring the dead back to life, when wrapped around them.

If I could create
I would love itself for it has lost its meaning

If I could create
I would make the rain shower every dish everyone desires

If i could create
I would the one that completes me.

If I could create
I'd make hair lotion that can make hair grow the very moment it touches the scalp.

If I could create
I would take love out of the one i don't want to hurt and replace it with likeness because it's the best i can give back.

If I could create
I would a pen called straight A's.

If I could create
I would a ship in the moon...for all mummies on mother's day.

If I could create
I'd make a wand that makes all dreams come true

If I could create
I would a time machine that goes in the past and corrects all my misdeeds.

If I could create
I would a shirt made with hugs just for my brother's bday (sept 6)

If i could create,
I would make a reunion for all blogville members

If I could create
I would a tap filled with love for the one who tagged me and opened my mind to what i wish I could create.

Here is a copy of the message i got (via email) from my friend Da Prince. I felt it was worth sharing. i hope u enjoy it as much as i did.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me.

"I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look bysaying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in thebedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets
get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was goingto kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....


lulu said...

man, am a firstie here yifpppeee! gosh ive read everything ....everything form when i last read and it is allllllllllllllll soooooooooo beautiful! jees can i copy out 'just three words' and post it on my blog for remembrance sake?

LurLar said...

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo the guy in d story is crazy mehn...he got her back really good mehn!!!

Aijay said...

Lmao......the day the Mr tries to pull this kind of stunt on me eh... Let's not even go there. Lol.

Btw, I'm glad you're out of that book store.

Anonymous said...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no way.

Anonymous said...

no am not 3rd and 4th, uhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

ok, i'll jst sharrap my mouth and go read, i'll be back b4 u know it. If i cld create ......i'll make some juju that can pause pple's fingers on their keyboards b4 i get back........:)

Anonymous said...

hehehe, no man is trying that one with me o, if he doesnt want to see my red eyes, lol.
Loving this song, and lol @ "bouncing in the lord evryday". Omo i sure am o,..:)

And i also reeeaaly wish i could create that sort of hair lotion too. How cool will that be?, its bye bye to expression attachements and all these yeye weaves ey, lol.

How's u?

Ugo Daniels said...

This is exactly what the doctor recommemded...i likes :)

Olamild said...

@ lulu, Yayyyyyyyyyyyy u get a popsicle. You can post the message on your board as long as u tell them where u got it from.

@ lurlar, hahahahah

@aijay, the day MR tries to pull that one on you... wetin you go do?

@chicala, u naughty lil Expression Attachment is good o. I used just a few days ago.... got it st8 4rm naija and i am loving it... i tried fake hair 4 a change.

@ ugo, hahahhahahh yeah right.

@ ALL, Today is my brother's birthday. Please join me in wishing him a happy birthday by leaving your handwriting here...

Miss Opeke said...

I was on my way to wish your bruda a happy birthday wey I said let me stop by and say "Hello"...I hope you have a wonderful weekend...Your last post about the three letter word...I really like it. There's so much those words can change if we just swollen our pride and say them...also saying them from the heart...Take care

diary of a G said...

labor day was good? thanks for asking, so back to school 4 u huh? I guess that's why you wished you could create that magic all straight A's the best and happy Belated B Day to ya brother

but onto this email of yours that I just loved with a passion, I think I'll have to CnP it for future

At first I thot, this guy must be really rich: a shoe to match all her than he came his have no idea how I stopped to put my gunshot fingers in the air, like yeah that's a real
manly man move right there...

I rate your friend soo much for doing what he did...that's one for the dudets right there
let that be a lessson to yawl ladies
lovedid it

Olamild said...

@ opekelele... bawo ni life my sista? thanks u 4 stopping by... yup u r right, sometimes we need to let go of our ego.

@G... lmaoooooo... i bet u r very happy he told her..

Orientatednaijababe said...

LMAO....this is so funny. A good way to get her back. But if my bf tries that, he better not even dare.

Olamild said...

LOL@naija babe... aren't men full of it?

diary of a G said...

hey Olamild
loved the pictures on your other loving your style and the Way your blog is set up...very creative *wink*

lovita said...

thank u very much G. `preciate it

Isi said...

if you could create... u'd be an interesting creator! lovely!!

Olamild said...

thank u 4 stopping by